Do you boast a plethora of curly chest hairs?
Do you wear a gold chain about your shoulders to adorn your breasticles with adoration from the female community to shines like a beacon of light your jungle of ti-tay pubes?
Do you wear Wrangler brand 100% Woven -Denim-Button-Up-Duel-Breast-Pocket-Short-Sleeved-T's with 20mm calibre lapels x 40 gauge epaulets?
Do you wear your Wrangler brand 100% Woven -Denim-Button-Up-Duel-Breast-Pocket-Short-Sleeved-T's with 20mm calibre lapels x 40 gauge epaulets with top 4 superfluous buttons disengaged to allow your nipples to breath fresh air?
Do you sport a standard issue model 85' Pantera Mullestache above your upper-lip?
Do you drive a Champagne gold Pontiac Trans Am Model 79' equipped with ancillary T-Top technology and Goldleaf Phoenix on the hood?
Do your hobbies involve: - Playing pool in Holly Hill at the Continental Bar & Grill?
- Posing for polaroids in the near vicinity of a wood panel veneer wall with a painting of a ship in a storm hanging from the wall crookedly?
- Drinking Monarch Ice Beer and Smoking Doral Full Flavor King 100's?
- Obtaining randomly placed military tatoos on your arms and torso with the ultimate intent of amalgamating them into one amorphous faded tappestry of naked women engaged in perverse acts in the company of anchors, skulls, knives, and battleships?
- Cruising down the Daytona Beach Boardwalk in 1st Gear behind the wheel of your Trans Am with the T-Tops disengaged and your arm hanging out with a Doral Full Flavor King 100 dangling from your lips and your mulletail flaps swaying in the salty breeze?
If you answered yes to all of these questions, then you need the protection of Chev Chellios. Join the Fraternal Order of Chev Chellios & Friends.
We currently have openings for the following for the Local Chapter Gebirgsjager Regiment 138:
All those who are interested please contact Sergeant First Class Apone Jackson in person at our Continental Bar & Grill between the hours of 1575 and 0565, Sunday through Saturday.
Or if you cannot find Sergeant First Class Apone Jackson then ask for any of the following members:
Pivate General Euclid T. Cornelius Esquire III AKA 'Magic'
Private Albrecht Whacker Humphreys Krungell Senior AKA 'Warias'
Private Rusty Shackleford Wallace AKA 'Martin'
Obergefreiter Joseph Allerberger AKA 'Sepp'
Staff Sergeant Obie Amos Cornrows Washington AKA 'King'
Major Michael Peiper AKA Chev Chellios
Please contact your local chapter if you have any questions regarding merchandising.
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